![]() 08/08/2020 at 20:53 • Filed to: None | ![]() | ![]() |
Lots of water in them there lights. Also interior was pretty beat up. This is not an old car.
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Yeah, they’re hot but need constant attention
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I didn’t realize Tesla assembled cars in Italy.
Elon-- “That’s a feature. If you ever get stranded in the Mojave you can lick the water out of the tail lights to stay alive. You’re welcome!”
![]() 08/08/2020 at 21:38 |
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Elon’s fanbois: “ We just traced your IP address and called the police to report a hostage situation at your house, so maybe now you’ll think twice before you speak ill of Tesla again.”
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Oh, I’m really rather hoping some of the Cult stops by sometime. Rather savoring the prospect, actually.
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Back in 7th grade English class we read a short story about a family’s car breaking down and getting stranded out in the desert and dying of dehydration. The story was clearly intended of parable of well-educated city-folk being disconn ected with the natural and mechanical world, as it ends with rural police officer who found them lamenting that they died of thirst with a radiator full of drinkable water. I have no idea how old it was, but I hope it was ancient given that generally it’s been a very long time since water was a common choice for radiator fluid, even in places where freezing isn’t a concern. So I guess what I’m saying is that I’d much rather drink tail light water than radiator “water” if I’m dying in the desert.
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Tesla makes appliances in Silicon Valley, they aren’t sure what cars are yet.
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Candidly, with all the trips back and forth on 10 and 40 from LA to points east? I always have at least 4 gallons of fresh or distilled water in the back. In the old timey days you could scavenge fluid but now it’s BYOB.
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The extra twist would be them driving a corvair or bug and the sheriff not knowing wtf he was talking about :p
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Haha! Well, Tesla are an innovative new company. Alfa have been doing this for 110 years ;)
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Should’ve bought German.
Ah, shit.
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Haha!
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15 years old roughly, t o think this car is the same vintage as my Solstice... which is like peak plastic GM.
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...how did you manage to post that without the stupid annotation crap?
Looks like they disabled it for comments. Finally some common sense.
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Yeah, it might be a bug... that’s a cut-and-paste inline, rather than “upload”
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At one point they started enforcing that as well. Along with the double pasting bug still in place.